Sunday, June 13, 2004

Speaking of Death... 

Here's my obituary, care of the obituary generator care of ghastlymess.

We regret to announce the untimely expiration of Joe Randazzo, who on the 2nd of July of this year was delicately minced by several zombies. This unfortunate incident occurred in a small, unmarked sedan on the Island of Tihi. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Make sure my Mom gets this ring!" just before expiring. Joe Randazzo is survived by some large debts. Funeral services will be held the 2nd of next month.

Delicately minced by zombies probably describes the death of many people better than anything I've ever read.


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